YAY! Finally!
For so long I have dreamed of changing my account name, beridding myself of that silly old title and using the name I actually go by! Oh, but the only solution was making a new account entirely, and I simply couldn't do such a thing...
But now... Finally, I am no longer stuck with the name I chose five years ago! Happy day!
No seriously, you guys have no idea how thrilled I am to get the title of an old mary-sue I stopped using years ago off my shoulders.